Whatever your favorite movie quote or quotes are let me know and make sure you say what movie the quote is from.
My Cousin Vinny
Mona Lisa Vito
Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A AV儿劣AV儿劣' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a AV儿劣* what kind of pants the son-of-a-AV儿劣** who shot you was wearing?
Britain.
We may be a small country but we're a great one, too.
The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles,
- Sean Connery, Harry Potter.
- David Beckham's right foot.
David Beckham's left foot, come to that.
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Silence of the Lambs
"No wire hangers, ever!" - Mommie Dearest
"Nobody puts '宝贝疙瘩' in a corner." - Dirty Dancing
"There is no spoon." - The Matrix
There's a lot of favorites in the "first" [Tim Burton] Batman movie:
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"What this town needs is an enema."
"I'm the first fully functioning homocidal artist."
Tombstone
Wyatt Earp: All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]
Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Wyatt Earp: Yall-time movie quotesou tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!
Arthur Weasley to Harry Potter: "What exactly is the fuction of a rubber duck?" (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
Ron Weasley: "Why Spiders, why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
Lee (aka Jackie Chan) to Carter: "You've just asked everyone to pick up their samurai swords...and shave your butt..." (in Rush Hour 2 when his friend tried to yell something in Chinese at a club when it was all quiet)
Carter to Lee after trying to pick up some Chinese women: "All I did was invite them to have a drink."
Lee: "You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat." (Rush Hour 2)
Braveheart
As they are in the first stages of battle and the arrows are coming down on the Scottish, the crazy Irishman who thinks he talks to God turns to Mel Gibson and says, "The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure....you're f*cked!"
roflmao...that one gets me every time...hundreds of times.
Toy Story (1995)
Woody (Tom Hanks) makes a joke to say, "Look an alien!" to Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen).
Woody: You actually think you're *the* Buzz Lightyear? Hey, look, everybody! It's the *real* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no, no no no, no. - Buzz look, an alien!
Buzz: Where?
Woody: [slaps knee and laughs hoarsely]
All these are from Withnail & I which must be one of the most quotable movies ever:
Don't you threaten me with a dead fish
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.
We've gone on holiday by mistake.
We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!
Withnail: [having just drunk a bottle of lighter fluid] Got any more?
Marwood: No. I have nothing.
W: Liar. What's in your toolbox?
M: Nothing.
W: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
W: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. all-time movie quotesSomething's got to be done. We can't go on like this. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. I mean look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels.
my favorite is from Mysterious Skin:
Neil:.. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fAV儿劣*d up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear.
oh and ANY line from the Hangover, Mean Girls, they have funny quotes that you can say anytime for some good laughs :)
"Well, Donnie, you can go suck a f**k."
"Tell me Elizabeth, how does one exactly suck a f**k?"
"oh, you want me to tell you?"
"yes, please!"
From Donnie Darko. The whole dinner fight scene is hilarious.
Smile You Son of a AV儿劣** - Jaws
Ya'll bury my friend right or I'll come back and kill all you sons of bitches - Unforgiven
Tell Em I'm comin and hell's comin with me - Tombstone
Do You believe in Jesus? Well You're gonna meet Him - Death Wish II
I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother------, I'm the guns of the navarone - Pulp Fiction
Not from a Jedi - Star Wars Episode III
Stay away from the cans!! - The Jerk
Go ahead, make my day - Sudden Impact
Did he sound anything like this? - The Untouchables
Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
What one man can do another can do - The Edge
My God, it's full of stars - 2001: A Space Odyssey
Airplane
Stryker to Kramer...."Looks like the foots on the other hand now, eh Kramer"
The Lost Boys
David: "[to Michael] you don't like rice? tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"
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