I finished my degree, but can't find a job, my jazz band failed, and then my ultraconservative father cut me off from my trust fund...how can I hook up with Media Matters and fight against the rabid, racist conservative media?
Stop getting dressed in the morning and stay out of the sun.
You're almost there, libby!
You just have to eat every word Obama smedia mattersays, similar to the way a bird feeds it's young.
Then, call everybody who disagrees with you racist.
The Stink Tank at Media Matters will notice your wonderful abilities in liberal doltism and they will contact you.
Become a busy body. Get into everybody else's business. And when they try to throw you out, you know you've made it. Or become a Homedia mattersllywood reporter.
First, you must sell your soul and be willing to take Conservatives out of context so as to lie about them.
Judging from your question, you are well on your way.
Eat a lot of lead, this will put you at the proper mental level, not that you have far to go.
You could join Fox News and make it more fair and balanced.
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